Some very eloquent Iraqi Ministry Quotes:

“No I am not scared, and neither should you be!”

“Who are in control, they are not in control of anything – they don’t even control themselves!” (What the)

“Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts.”

“Let the American infidels bask in their illusion” (explosion in background)

“We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.” (Shoes?)

“They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them” (In that order!)

Americans are “wild donkeys” ['Alog' in Arabic]

“…they are nowhere (pause)…they are nowhere, really” (more explosion’s in background)

These pearls of wisdom brought to you by the Information Ministry of Iraq, the Iraqi people for a truthful Government, and the Association of Mullah’s for peace.

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